Okay, clear signs that I am not of this world... I shave my legs and they look like monkey arms by the end of the week. Heck, not even a week. Do earth women usually shave every day? Agh! I do have a life outside of some crazy beauty regime. At least I can get away easy with no makeup. People always think I am wearing lipstick but not me....Just wash my face in the morning, throw on some choice items from my lovely wardrobe, and I'm out the door in five to ten minutes.