Dear Drew Bailey,

I have a crush on you. Scratch that - have had a crush on you for some time now. You were such a captivating reporter a few years ago and now I find out that you work for/run a division of the state department! Wow. Clearly I was right about you. You will likely be press secretary or some such illustrious profession in the near future. I'll be following your ascent to greatness.

-Looney2000@irrational.com