Sunday, September 02, 2007

Why Bush should be the new Miss South Carolina

I'm going to assume everyone has seen Miss Teen South Carolina attempt to answer a question about why Americans can't find their own country on a map. She gave a really really really excellent answer in my opinion. They always say to teachers, "show, don't tell." Well, she was just demonstrating to the audience how Americans think or...don't think. Americans, she informed us, are just dumb.

Anyway, here is why I think Bush should be crowned the new Miss South Carolina...

That's right. He's got just the right amount of intelligence for the job. But how does he look in a swimsuit? *shudder*


TomCat said...

AC, I'm not sure that's a good idea. If Bush ever figures out where to find the US, the bombers won't be far behind. ;-)

two crows said...

I remember a time when, in order to try out for Miss Teen America [which, I assume this step is a preliminary step toward] had to demonstrate a modicum of intelligence.
guess those days are behind us, huh?
acourse, the same was once true for the presidency.

Alien Citizen said...

Hah, matter how perverse or even evil (knowingly doing wrong) some of our past presidents have been, Bush outdoes them all. He is impressively stupid. Did you see him try to walk out the wrong side of the stage yesterday after calling APEC, OPEC? He also called his host country, Austria, and I'm sure a certain fellow republican in California would be happy to straighten him out on that one...Australia and Austria may share some letters in their name but are hardly the same country. All good reasons why C/F average students shouldn't graduate to the presidency.

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